Here’s a load of stuff we’ve got a factory in Latvia knocking out for us. See anything you like? Well fucking buy it then.
By the way, if you’re after a different size to what we’ve got on show or whatever, drop us a note and we’ll get the Latvian lads to sort it out.
Your dickhead colleague: ‘Hey what’s that cool sticker on your laptop all about mate?’
You: ‘Top Flight Time Machine. It’s a podcast. And I’m not your mate. I’ll never be your mate.’
Your dickhead colleague: ‘Hahah. Love the banter. Yeah, I’m really into podcasts. Have you heard the Peter Crouch one? Is it like that?’
You: ‘No, it’s about ghosts and digging and getting on the coins.’
Your dickhead colleague: ‘Erm, cool. Maybe I’ll give it a go.’
You: ‘Do what you want mate.’
IT’S CALLED MARKETING, LADS.